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"Ok, but you need to explain something to me first."
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"I'd like you to explain what it is I have agreed to do. It sounds kinky and I may have agreed too soon."
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"But it is all there."
"Where?"
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"It may be clear and concise to you, but you lost me after the word 'watch'."
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"Ok. ' Watch' as a concept you understand. You have so testi... said. The acronym 'UFC' stands for Ultimate Fighting Club, which when de-acronymed, I'm sure you understand."
"Wait. Ultimate fighting club? You are inviting me to watch folks bash each other with clubs? I thought you said there was nothing kinky going on."
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"Oh. Ok. Carry on. What does the rest of 'watch ufc 114 Evans vs. Rampage ppv live online mean?"
"Where were we? Oh yes, 114 - is the particular numerical designation of the fight in the series."
"Wait. Let me take a guess. Evans vs. Rampage probably means Evans is going to be fighting someone named Rampage. Unless of course there are deeper philosophical concepts at play. I mean Evans could be squaring off against entropy gone mad and on a rampage."
"If you are going to make puns like that, I'm going to take my explanation and go home."
"Ok. Sorry. Please continue. We are as far as the 'ppv' part of 'watch ufc 114 Evans vs. Rampage ppv live online'. Explain 'ppv' to me please. That's the part that sounded kinky."
"PPV is another acronym and stands for - pay per view."
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