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That wasn’t enough for the guy. He wanted more. He wanted details. Figuring that as long as I had started I might as well finish, I gave him details. I told him that fight was to take place on the 29th of May, in Las Vegas, in Nevada, but that I was going to watch ufc 114 Rampage vs. Evans fights live streaming.

So then, and you are not going to believe this, then, the guy wants to know which bus he should take to get to Las Vegas, Nevada. When I told the guy that he’d need to take a trans-oceanic flight to get to Ell-Vee, but that I was getting set to watch ufc 114 Rampage vs. Evans fights live streaming at watchufconline.net, I thought the fellow was going to faint. His one eye-lid fluttered. The white, hah, the yellow, of his eye started to roll alarmingly high into its socket. He started trembling and fearing a lawsuit, I guided him onto the lawn chair I keep in my driveway for just such emergencies. [Not to brag or anything, I am rather well known for thinking ahead.] Not wanting to leave him unattended in his condition, I quickly turned on the garden hose and gave him a thorough dousing. I figured it couldn’t hurt.

“Watch ufc 114 Rampage vs. Evans fights live streaming?” he asked, when he had stopped spluttering. It was obvious that he didn’t know what I was talking about. “What does that mean?” he continued, unnecessarily.

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“Thank you,” he mumbled, “but what does that mean?”
I told him it meant that I didn’t need a bus schedule and turfed him out, telling him that it was time for my break.

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